A collection of mini-narratives that have been posted on Facebook every day since 2009. This book will collect posts from the entire collection in one cohesive volume of work. Award-winning artist Cliff Eyland and famed writer George Toles combine their unique talents in a book like no other, tackling apropos issues related to climate change, politics, relationships, death, and sex with wry humour and deft tone.

• Cover
• Half Title Page
• Title Page
• Copyright Page
• Dedication
• Table of Contents
• Introduction
• abandoned flower children
• are they idiots?
• perfect strangers
• bully routine
• trapped bee
• loose babies
• unforgettable
• mangy cur
• beach queen
• meek inheritance
• tightwad
• irretrievable loss
• mother dealer
• past happiness
• shoelaces
• hospital road
• hotdog parts
• darkness
• switchboard
• unforgivable thing
• badass
• model trains
• firing squad
• good moods
• cackle climax
• child statue
• missing life
• prompter
• suzanne
• plays
• taking responsibility
• dead dad
• dead mom
• imagined carousel
• missed first love
• firing the maid
• god’s mercy
• embracing oneself
• prison compliment
• protected from knowledge
• small kindness
• step mom
• vietnam
• april fools
• interesting lies
• disobedience
• tree picnic
• vengeful nurse
• random acts of brutality
• no trace left
• do nothing
• the fist
• most innocent bystander
• starlight happiness
• graveyard
• attacking his disengagement
• big family reunion
• change for the worse
• santa
• missing son
• sea of kindness
• skeleton guest
• shit fan
• hatred beats love
• shriveled heathens
• porch steps
• symbolizing unhappiness
• self deception
• near car crash
• core of dullness
• potato fame
• death in bed
• distant father
• no forgiveness
• last night remained
• tragedy family
• getting useless advice
• magic chair
• fear vs boredom
• heart or vagina
• big dinner guest
• divorce
• singled out
• party tricks
• castrated chauffer
• aunt krezna
• useless list
• dream boat
• sell insurance
• remarriage
• ugly knight
• tortured imagination
• dad’s visit
• indestructible illusions
• wedding investigation
• moment of family happiness
• second upbringing
• farewell
• like a child
• Acknowledgments
• Author
• Backcover